May 2013
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intelligent bloggers who are still in middle school give me existential meltdowns
I obliterated my livejournal but I can tell you with 10000% certainty there were no intersectional feminist musings to be found inbetween my quizilla results for “which evanescence song are u”
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shoutout to everyone who should have graduated this year but for whatever reason couldn’t
reminder that you are still a smart worthwhile person and that everything will be okay eventually and your life will be just as fulfilling and brilliant as all your Facebook buddies in mortarboards
we’re in this together and I love u
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“I’m not J.J. Abrams, who’s ultimately responsible. I’m just his Asian puppet....”
– John Cho (x)
yo my heart is racing at the guts it takes to say something like this knowing full well what could happen. damn!!!!
(via strugglingtobeheard)
orbsteeb:
HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE MELTING RIGHT THRU THE EARTHS CRUST AND FUSING WITH THE MOLTEN CORE OF OUR CORRUPT PLANET!! TO HEAR THEIR MAGNETIC DIRGE IS TO YEARN TO JOIN THEM
the backs of my legs are so sunburnt it hurts to walk hnnnggggh
I might be like 1000 years behind the times but I just got the new tumblr mobile update and it’s pretty gr9
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operation clean all the things begins now
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cosmo tip #600
expertcosmotips:
if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die
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tommy and i were playing taboo with his parents and the word “teetotaller” came up as his word and he was like “you and me are both one of these…” and i had no idea what he was trying to get me to guess because woops i’m not a teetotaller anymore
Illuminati Zozo: The Racist Myth of MSG and... →
atriptothemorg:
zuky:
This is the story of a racist myth that began with a light-hearted letter to the New England Journal of Medicine in 1968 and subsequently exploded in North American culture — in direct opposition to every shred of scientific evidence — becoming so prevalent…
I have an actual sensitivity to MSG (it gives me migraines, I can’t eat fried chicken from most...
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deanprincesster:
motherfuckingriverrun:
this website’s attitude towards education makes me wanna drown myself in the shower
I don’t even know how to take a shower. I went to public school for 13 years and I never learned how to do real life things like take a shower. what the hekc. but I know how to do algebra. y= mx +b. I smell so bad
Uuuuugghhh I didn’t want that to reblog as a fucking link fuck tumblr mobile
Don't be a fool for the devil, Darling: the... →
gyzym:
two millennials are barreling towards adulthood at 95 miles per hour. one of them has been coated with the most extravagant paint money can buy, but their steering apparatus is locked up until that coat’s paid off; the other’s breaks have been ripped out mid-trip, the thief yelling,…
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dinkweed:
juicy-bliss:
call me old fashion but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina
this has 164,000 notes
164,000 people are complete dumbasses
nope sorry summer’s here that means it’s time to yank my labia out through the leg holes of my cutoffs and let them flap around in the sweet balmy breeze and there’s nothing you can do about it
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ugh that jennifer lawrence gif is a stain on my blog and i’m sorry
"it's not offensive, it's tradition" - white man...
wretchedoftheearth:
thank you for your irrelevant-as-fuck opinion
bravo
dude okay so the ravens showed up in 96 after a decade of nothing once the colts moved to indianapolis people love the ravens, the ravens won the superbowl what have the redskins done that is so great that changing their name would be a problem? the only remarkable thing they’ve done since the year I was born was...
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“A catcall is entirely about reminding you that you are not yours. The purity...”
– “Female ‘Purity’ is Bullshit”, by Lindy West (at jezebel.com)
so this article somehow manages to be the same shit i wrote 3 days ago about bomb ass pussy bein a curse coz agency is a threat, just in drawn out white girl speak.
this. fucking. bitch!
(via bad-dominicana)
i just cooked and ate some frozen chicken breast that was dated 2007 pray for me
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why does aldi have to close at 8 ;__;~
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i am the worst at tumblr worse than your dad, even
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brightandsteadfast:
There’s this really awful, bigoted sign on route 40 that essentially breaks down to “THEY TOOK ARR JERBS.” It’s been there for forever and I drive past it everyday on my way to work. And every time I think how much I would love to deface it in some way.
And today I see that someone has spray painted it, obscuring it completely.
What I’m saying is, The Secret works.
Oprah...
