You know those legal commercials about super bad...
shanexcore: One just aired about users of nuvaring and all this mess about blood clots and sudden death. Uhhhhhh Yeeeeaaaaaah NuvaRing uses a synthetic estrogen that has not been tested as a direct-contact medication by the FDA (it was approved as a pill), and so because of this discrepancy (in addition to, you know, dead people ((but mostly the discrepancy))) some lawyers are licking their...
Don’t feel bad about your astigmatism, it’s just your eyes...
oh no what have i done
on the other side of a street i knew stood a girl that looked like you i guess that’s deja vu but i thought this can’t be true cause you moved to west LA or New York or Santa Fe or wherever to get away from me OH BUT THAT ONE NIIGHT, IS STILL THE HIILIIII—
I wish I could carry a stamp around both the internet and real life that said “K, u wrong doe”
shaving23spiders: boozledorf: yufeelme: don’t trust anyone with a strong negative opinion on rap music I sense a contradiction in terms. “Music” implies change in some sort of pitch. ”Rap” implies a lack thereof. Therefore, “Rap music” is an oxymoron. If you remove the “oxy”, you get the kind of people that like rap music. Hey dude you dropped your fedora
cybergay: one time my parents were really drunk with the neighbors and I was like 10 and I made them totinos pizza rolls and brought them outside and they were so happy they were like crying that I made them totinos but I didn’t understand why because I was 10 it’s not really fair that there are 16 year olds out there who are cooler than me