this website’s attitude towards education makes me wanna drown myself in the shower
I don’t even know how to take a shower. I went to public school for 13 years and I never learned how to do real life things like take a shower. what the hekc. but I know how to do algebra. y= mx +b. I smell so bad
You don’t have a blog. You are a blog. You have a body.
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C.S. Lewis (via vaginawoolf) well here we are (via mattachinereview) |
if you still say ‘it’s adam and eve, not adam and steve’ as an argument against gay marriage you need to adam and leave
you cross the mason-dixon line and suddenly the road is covered in crabs. the clouds and trees are crabs. the crab statues in every major city are made out of tinier crabs. your car gracefully transforms into a hollow crab with you still inside peering out crab-shaped windows to look at all the crabs. you look down at your hands which are crab claws because you are a crab. it’s starts raining old bay. welcome to maryland
